I heard you''ve been wondering

How I''m getting along

I guess you think I can''t make it with you gone

But I don''t want you to worry

Don''t you lose any sleep

But a man called long-distance this morning

Said they''re thinking about putting me

On the cover of the USA Today

The story of heart-breaking pain

Picture of the loneliest man they claim in the USA Today



I don''t sleep in the nighttime

Darkness reminds me of you

I lost eight pounds since last Tuesday

But I could stand to lose a few

I don''t believe I''m too bad

People say I look fine

The man from the paper seems happy

Says I''m bigger than the latest crime

On the cover of the USA Today

The story of heart-breaking pain

Picture of the loneliest man they claim in the USA Today



So if you''re concerned in trouble

Then you''re hurting me

Don''t you work out this little thing called losing you

Has made a big man out of me

I''m on the cover of the USA Today

The story of heart-breaking pain

Picture of the loneliest man they claim in the USA Today