I''m losing my hair

and my vision is shady

Last night I dreamt

of an over weight lady



But I need a young thang

to keep up with my pace

to hold me in her arms

and take me straight to second base.



I know my calculus

it says u + me = us

Sing it Chad for me

I know my calculus

it says u + me = us



Oh yeah, calculus...



Yeah, we''re 2gether, we''re 2gether



[Rap:]

Girl, algebra, trigonometry

can never equal up to what you do to me

so, let''s integrate

don''t differentiate

If you were in my class

there''s ain''t no way I could pass I hate english, gym

& not to mention

I can''t even afford to pay my attention

(can''t pay my attention)

not even philosophy can ever come between us

but we will always have our calculus.



I know my calculus

it says u + me = us

I know my calculus

it says u + me = us



Calculus, calculus

Go go go go go

Ooh baby, oh lord

U + me = us



Well I''ve never been good at history

& I don''t give a crap about Robert E. Lee

When it comes to cosines, I know a thing or 2

& I kicked ass on the test about me & you



I know my calculus

it says u + me = us

I know my calculus

it says u + me = us



U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us

U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us

U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us



Oooh

Girl, no subject comes close to you

2gether, sing it



I know my calculus



I know my calculus

it says u + me = us

Say I know my calculus

it says u + me = us



Calculus