Stand up - if ya wanna fight

I''m tellin'' all the women - stand up for your rights

If ya wanna wear the trousers - you wanna act like a man

I''d love to trade ya places - love to be your thang

I''d do all the shopping - collect you favorite suit

Press all the laundry - polish all your boots

And if you brought me flowers - I''d meet you at the door

Have your dinner ready - your slippers on the floor

And when day turns to night and you feel alright

And I turn out the lights



Touch the hand of the man who''ll make ya woman

Touch the hand of the man who''ll make it right

Touch the hand of the man who''ll make ya woman

Cause when day turns to night and you feel alright

And I turn out the lights



Stand up - it''s alright

Love to play the woman - love to play your wife

Light you favorite cigarette - pour your favorite drink

Wear your best apron - wash the dishes in the sink

Get your shaving lotion - turn the shower on

Warm up your bathrobe - keep my baby warm

Read ya bedtime stories - while you take a nap

Turn on the TV - put out the cat

But when day turns to night and you feel alright

And I turn out the lights..