The telephone''s bin ringin'' - ringin'' off the wall
It''s your Las Vegas lawyer - another long distance call
He says you get the house and the car
And I get the clothes I got on
Now she''s gone
Long, long, long, long gone
Now I''m a happy boy
She''s long, long, long, long gone
Operator get me Manhatten - get my baby on the line
Sooner or later she''s gotta realize
That all my feelin''s were for real
But maybe she was leadin'' me on
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She took the frigidaire
She got my favorite chair
You could say she got the best of me
It''s like a legal crime
But in a matter of time
She''ll be back for the rest of me