The telephone''s bin ringin'' - ringin'' off the wall

It''s your Las Vegas lawyer - another long distance call

He says you get the house and the car

And I get the clothes I got on

Now she''s gone

Long, long, long, long gone

Now I''m a happy boy



She''s long, long, long, long gone



Operator get me Manhatten - get my baby on the line

Sooner or later she''s gotta realize

That all my feelin''s were for real

But maybe she was leadin'' me on



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She took the frigidaire

She got my favorite chair

You could say she got the best of me



It''s like a legal crime

But in a matter of time

She''ll be back for the rest of me