Will I need a miss of my life

Each time I went left, I should''ve gone right

And love''s no exception to this rule

Cause I turned around I lost you

Now I''m feeling lonesome and blue

Just the way I expect to

But there''s something that I could use

To help me deal with this abuse

If French fries were fat free

And you still love me

If French fries were fat free

And you still love me

What a wonderful world this would be

If the whiskey really helped me

Forget your memory

I''d wear a smile endlessly

If French fries were fat free

And you still love me



You know the more I think about you

The more sense it makes

Cause grease and love both cause heartache

So I raise my glass and toast

These things I want the most

Though I probably never see

I can''t help but believing

That if French fries were fat free

And you still love me

What a wonderful world this would be

If the whiskey really helped me

Forget your memory

I''d wear a smile endlessly

If French fries were fat free

And you still love me

Oh if French fries were fat free

And you still love me